More Chart Farts ® – Hospital Bloopers Galore

It’s time for a mid-month dose of hospital chart bloopers… Here’s another set of medical malapropisms for you snicker about. Chart Farts® (: real stuff. real charts :)

• I cannot say this with one thousand percent supremacy
• She has not had any suicidal ideation, yet has prayed that Gold may just take her.
• Check abd XRay Fat & Upright
• For low sodium, he will be kept on fluid restriction. He is also on IV hydration. Therefore, he will be kept on fluid restriction and diuretics
• Eurosepsis
• She goes for an annual left breast lumpectomy
• Chief complaint: Overpornation
• Chief complaint: Dating anatomy
• COPD exasperation
• Prostatic mitral valve
• Review of Systems is notable for partial hospitalization
• Tridil stopped because of chest pain
• Order: please DC pt home after dinner paperwork is in chart
• Protein-pump inhibitors
• Diabetes type II treated with metformin and hypercholesterolemia
• Multivitamins coronary artery disease
• Non-sustained cardiac awareness
• Reakness
• In response to a question about foreign travel: I’ve been to Florida and Las Vegas
• No ambulation because the site is on a cocktail of drips
• Antiphylaxis with cephalosporins
• Amarosis fungus R eye
• Chief Complaint: swallowed ear
• OD – took 40 bills 

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