Pay for Performance (funny pic)

Posted by Dun Tzu on the May 28th, 2011

Medical humor can sometimes tick people off, even if it rings true. Take this funny pay for performance commentary on the state of nephrology, for example…

Funny P4P pay for performance sign

Feel free to use this image in your talks and presentations (as long as you include the attribution to GiggleMed.com). Just right click on the image & choose “Save As…” (PC) or “Save Image As…” (Mac).

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Your Picture Next To “Guaiac” In The Dictionary?

Posted by Dun Tzu on the January 27th, 2010

Dude… not how I’d want to be remembered…

I was looking up “hemoccult stool” in Google Images for my next blog post, and this guy was on page 2.

Medical Humor – Is Male-Pattern Baldness Infectious?

Posted by Dun Tzu on the January 24th, 2010

Sure… call me strange… but when I was perusing the latest issue of ACP Hospitalist, I came across a photo from a recent IDSA Conference.

IDSA (Infectious Disease Society of America), of course, is a well-respected organization of healthcare professionals devoted to patient care, education, research, public health, and prevention relating to infectious diseases.

Well, I wondered as I looked at the audience in this photo…

What’s up with all of the baldness and receding hairlines in the ID crowd?

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that…)

PS – I blurred out the faces because nothing screams “LAWSUIT!” more than bunch of angry, bald doctors.

Doctors’ Handwriting – A Funny Workbook

Posted by Dun Tzu on the September 10th, 2009

Doctors’ handwriting is no laughing matter.

Being a doctor myself, I decided to take healthcare reform into my own hands. Here is step number one… a handwriting course for physicians.

By the way, try to ignore the subliminal messages embedded in this workbook. Those darn administrators and Joint Commissioners always slip stuff in there… don’t they?

Download it here:


==> Handwriting for Doctors – A Funny Workbook <==

Peripheral Pharma Pheeders

Posted by Dun Tzu on the July 9th, 2009

Pharmaceutical lunches aren’t just about the doctors and the reps… What about everyone else in the periphery?… the food stores… the squishy toy makers…

And these guys?…

Who’s looking out for them? Huh? When is their bailout coming?

Doctor Jokes – Doctors of Destiny #01

Posted by Dun Tzu on the May 10th, 2009

Some people eat, sleep, and drink medicine… eat, sleep, and drink nursing… eat, sleep, and drink surgery… or whatever their healthcare field is. They seemed to know what they wanted from the very beginning.

And these people can stress you out quite a bit. If you’re about to start your internship and you are still undecided about your future… or if you’re a nurse about to finish your clinicals and enter the work force… these Obi-Wan Kenobi types can be pretty annoying. (Gotta squeeze some Star Wars references in there… how could I not?… destiny?… Star Wars day?… anyway, click the audio and think of Good ‘ol Ben).

It would be nice if we could know who these people were before they even said a word… Introducing a new medical humor series from GiggleMed.com – a series of doctor jokes and comics related to subspecialty… Doctors of Destiny :)

Push it one more time… you know you want to…

Chart Fart Art ™ – Better Than Watching Paint Dry

Posted by Dun Tzu on the March 25th, 2009

The response to our Chart Farts ® collection continues to be overwhelming… Tons of funny submissions, words of appreciation, and even a question or two from a rare disbeliever.

All of our Chart Farts® are original and all are actual malapropisms found in charts, uttered by healthcare professionals, or said by patients. Chart Fart Art ™ is simply one of these funny malapropisms put to comics. We have chosen some of our favorite chart bloopers from our Chart Farts ® collection and made corresponding healthcare funnies.

Here’s the latest…

… watching diarrhea is probably better than watching paint dry… well… if you’re into that sort of thing. (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

More Chart Farts ® – Funny Medical Malapropisms

Posted by Dun Tzu on the March 17th, 2009

It’s time for a mid-month dose of hospital chart bloopers… Here’s another set of funny medical malapropisms for you. Can you control your urine? Chart Farts® (: real stuff. real charts :)

  • Psychiatric Admission Diagnosis: Screamer
  • He demonstrated a 9 kilogram weight loss with corresponding diuresis
  • Patient sees his urologist for prosthetic enlargement
  • a trail of morphine
  • Admission Diagnosis: Diagnosis needed
  • LE tenderness was solicitable by palpation
  • Hx of lung fibroids
  • Pain under left breath
  • Estimated RV pressure 335mmHg
  • Angina with prior myocardial infarction s/p myocardial infarction
  • Medicine consult: I will be happy to follow the patient with you on my service.
  • Nutrition note: Pt eating 0-100% of renal diet.
  • intermittent heart beat
  • History of high cholesterol 6 months for which he takes once a day cholesterol.
  • He is followed by a GERD doctor.
  • This is a 54 YO white African American
  • Nephrology recommended dietary restriction of urine protein and creatinine.

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Time for a Physical

Posted by Dun Tzu on the March 1st, 2009

This video is a little predictable, but funny nonetheless. The bedside manner and the hair cut (or lack of one) add to the humor. But, it’s also a tad disturbing in that this guy doesn’t wash his hands.

When Doctors Get Competitive

Posted by Dun Tzu on the February 21st, 2009

This short, one-minute long, funny video parodies that internal competitive streak found among all of the healthcare professions. Doctors, nurses, respiratory therapists, OR techs, house staff, and EMTs all have this phenomenon of “one-upmanship” when telling stories. Whether it is telling funny stories or recounting the events of a code or bragging about accomplishments, there’s always someone with something a little funnier, a little more disgusting, or a little more alarming. Check out this comical video:

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