Admiral Ackbar Finally Weighs In On The Bristol Stool Chart
Posted by Dun Tzu on the May 23rd, 2009
In the midst of an emergency it is important to break things down for easy understanding. Instead of analyzing each morsel of minutiae… sometimes we just need to say it like it is. No pontificating… no lengthy sit-downs with medical journals… no procrasterbating about what to do or what it all means… Say it like it is and make a decision.
Healthcare bears many similarities to the Star Wars saga… and the proof is in the pudding (see Types 6 and 7 below).
GiggleMed.com finally caught up with Admiral Ackbar and asked him to give us his thoughts on the Bristol Stool Chart. And, well… He answered immediately… There was no constipation of thought.
Nor was there any diarrhea of words. He was succinct. He said only three.

Other Star Wars Parody Sites:
- Robot Chicken Star Wars Parody Videos
- Admiral Ackbar on Twitter
- Scrubs Star Wars Parody on YouTube
- Got more? Send me your links.
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Oh… and here’s the original “It’s a Trap!” Scene (but I’m not so sure he’s not saying, “It’s a Crap!”… Listen for yourself):
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In the midst of an emergency it is important to break things down for easy understanding. Instead of analyzing each morsel of minutiae… sometimes we just need to say it like it is. No pontificating… no lengthy sit-downs with medical journals… no procrasterbating about what to do or what it all means… Say it like it is and make a decision.
Healthcare bears many similarities to the Star Wars saga… and the proof is in the pudding (see Types 6 and 7 below).
GiggleMed.com finally caught up with Admiral Ackbar and asked him to give us his thoughts on the Bristol Stool Chart. And, well… He answered immediately… There was no constipation of thought.
Nor was there any diarrhea of words. He was succinct. He said only three.

Other Star Wars Parody Sites:
- Robot Chicken Star Wars Parody Videos
- Admiral Ackbar on Twitter
- Scrubs Star Wars Parody on YouTube
- Got more? Send me your links.
.
Oh… and here’s the original “It’s a Trap!” Scene (but I’m not so sure he’s not saying, “It’s a Crap!”… Listen for yourself):
Related posts:






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