Comments on: Nursing Jokes – From the Call Bell 01 http://gigglemed.com/nursing-jokes-from-the-call-bell-01 (: medicine is fun again :) Sun, 15 Jan 2012 23:06:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: SirJohnny http://gigglemed.com/nursing-jokes-from-the-call-bell-01/comment-page-1#comment-5753 SirJohnny Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:21:49 +0000 http://gigglemed.com/?p=487#comment-5753 Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish. Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish.

]]> By: Kim http://gigglemed.com/nursing-jokes-from-the-call-bell-01/comment-page-1#comment-126 Kim Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:26:11 +0000 http://gigglemed.com/?p=487#comment-126 Hello, you've reached the nursing station call service. Your call bell is important to us. You, however, need to wait your turn. If you need to urinate press twice. If you have already urinated in the bed, press once, as obviously your need to void has passed. If you are hungry, press three times. If you are here for intractable abdominal pain, you are not going to get any food so suck it up, no pun intended..... (Oh geeze, do I have a post idea now! : D) Hello, you’ve reached the nursing station call service. Your call bell is important to us. You, however, need to wait your turn.

If you need to urinate press twice. If you have already urinated in the bed, press once, as obviously your need to void has passed.

If you are hungry, press three times. If you are here for intractable abdominal pain, you are not going to get any food so suck it up, no pun intended…..

(Oh geeze, do I have a post idea now! : D)

]]> By: Strong One http://gigglemed.com/nursing-jokes-from-the-call-bell-01/comment-page-1#comment-125 Strong One Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:39:01 +0000 http://gigglemed.com/?p=487#comment-125 I'm impressed you have the callbell with the redcross sign instead of the lil nursing icon with a cap. Man that drives me crazy. I’m impressed you have the callbell with the redcross sign instead of the lil nursing icon with a cap.
Man that drives me crazy.

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