Things You Should Never Say to a Pregnant Woman

Posted by Dun Tzu on the January 20th, 2009

Here’s a sample from GiggleMed’s funny list of Things You Should Never Say to a Pregnant Woman

You might want to get off of that thing, I think there’s weight limit
Did you ever see Alien?
I see swollen people
I’m sure you’re having a boy… Women become much more beautiful when they’re having girls
When can I come by for the placenta?
Pregnant?! How did that happen?
For you, the puffy and edematous look is quite becoming.
You really shouldn’t complain so much… There are some species of salamanders that can remain pregnant for up to 38 months.
Are you sure you’re only nine months pregnant?
It is amazing how closely your ankles resemble the trunk of this one tree in my front yard.
I’ll betcha I can hold my urine longer than you
It looks like you only have one more month to go
Yeah, but it’s a good kind of fat
As soon as you give birth, these are the days you’ll miss
Did you see that documentary on elephant seals last night?
So… you must be having twins
Did they say it was human?
It was an inney before, wasn’t it?