More Chart Farts ® – Funny Medical Errors

Posted by Dun Tzu on the January 15th, 2009

It’s that time of month again… Let me rephrase that… Here’s another set of funny charting errors for you laugh about. Chart Farts® (: real stuff. real charts :)

Indication for a CT: hypothesis
Hispanic disorder has been stable here in the hospital.
Admission weight = 832 lbs, Today’s weight = 81 Kg
S/P condroversion
Anti-stranded double DNA
XRay report: Findings were compatible with the patient’s nurse
Admission weight: 109 Kg Today’s weight: 11 Kg
I know all about that alcohol, my father and my brother had the DDTs
ER Chief Complaint: sterilization
Mental status improved after discontinuing the sitter
Chief complaint: Can’t hold water
Prior arrest for sectional misconduct
Fly-like symptoms
Patient unable to sing
I’m afraid to die of beeties.
History of stool in his blood
ROS: See patient for full details
Would prefer Rocephin instead of cannolones
Mediastentitis
Integrilin drip for the next 3 months
horniated disk
trichomorass
She is actually hacking the secretions from her throat mainly
ICU Intern note: flesh pulmonary edema

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