More Chart Farts ® – Hospital Bloopers Galore
Posted by Dun Tzu on the February 15th, 2009
It’s time for a mid-month dose of hospital chart bloopers… Here’s another set of medical malapropisms for you snicker about. Chart Farts® (: real stuff. real charts :)
- I cannot say this with one thousand percent supremacy
- She has not had any suicidal ideation, yet has prayed that Gold may just take her.
- Check abd XRay Fat & Upright
- For low sodium, he will be kept on fluid restriction. He is also on IV hydration. Therefore, he will be kept on fluid restriction and diuretics
- Eurosepsis
- She goes for an annual left breast lumpectomy
- Chief complaint: Overpornation
- Chief complaint: Dating anatomy
- COPD exasperation
- Prostatic mitral valve
- Review of Systems is notable for partial hospitalization
- Tridil stopped because of chest pain
- Order: please DC pt home after dinner paperwork is in chart
- Protein-pump inhibitors
- Diabetes type II treated with metformin and hypercholesterolemia
- Multivitamins coronary artery disease
- Non-sustained cardiac awareness
- Reakness
- In response to a question about foreign travel: I’ve been to Florida and Las Vegas
- No ambulation because the site is on a cocktail of drips
- Antiphylaxis with cephalosporins
- Amarosis fungus R eye
- Chief Complaint: swallowed ear
- OD – took 40 bills
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It’s time for a mid-month dose of hospital chart bloopers… Here’s another set of medical malapropisms for you snicker about. Chart Farts® (: real stuff. real charts :)
- I cannot say this with one thousand percent supremacy
- She has not had any suicidal ideation, yet has prayed that Gold may just take her.
- Check abd XRay Fat & Upright
- For low sodium, he will be kept on fluid restriction. He is also on IV hydration. Therefore, he will be kept on fluid restriction and diuretics
- Eurosepsis
- She goes for an annual left breast lumpectomy
- Chief complaint: Overpornation
- Chief complaint: Dating anatomy
- COPD exasperation
- Prostatic mitral valve
- Review of Systems is notable for partial hospitalization
- Tridil stopped because of chest pain
- Order: please DC pt home after dinner paperwork is in chart
- Protein-pump inhibitors
- Diabetes type II treated with metformin and hypercholesterolemia
- Multivitamins coronary artery disease
- Non-sustained cardiac awareness
- Reakness
- In response to a question about foreign travel: I’ve been to Florida and Las Vegas
- No ambulation because the site is on a cocktail of drips
- Antiphylaxis with cephalosporins
- Amarosis fungus R eye
- Chief Complaint: swallowed ear
- OD – took 40 bills
Get hilarious Chart Farts® on Twitter:
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February 25th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
im an LPN student and this is awesome for study breaks!!!